"Having her fart in my mouth if I’m going down on her or licking her butthole."

When it comes to putting up your festive decorations this Christmas time, there may be little items here and there that you'll end up throwing out - but there's one thing you should keep a hold of.

"Now you're having a coughing and choking fit because your body forgot how to drink water."

"He had a 'trivia staff member,' someone hired to tell him interesting facts and stories daily. That was his only job."